if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically
some person: hey asstown
i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”
My dad used to tell me a story about this Afghan dog his parents used to own, it was notorious for getting things caught in its fur, like, when they let it outside to do it’s business in winter they’d put pantyhose on its legs to stop it from bringing a snow drift back in the…
Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.